The Whited Sepulchres

My new website

2009-12-15T04:05:00.001-08:00

I now have a new website. It is all about wine....It is still under construction...come visit it every once in a while.

texaswinos.com

My Review of Spiderina Belt

2009-11-02T08:59:00.001-08:00

Originally submitted at ShindigZ

Unique Spider Costume!

Spiderina Belt The polyester spider belt has a Velcro opening for storage of keys, lipstick and more!
The spider hat shown is no longer available.

Cool spider

By Barking spider from Cleburne Texas on 11/2/2009

Pros: Fits Theme, Easy To Set Up, Attractive

Best Uses: Parties

Describe Yourself: Quality Oriented, Budget Oriented

I was able to make a very original costume with this spider belt. I got many compliments. Best of all, it was affordable.

(legalese)

Caption this picture

2009-09-01T08:43:00.000-07:00

Winner gets a lap dance from me.

Weiner Dog

2009-08-10T13:01:00.000-07:00

For my nemisis.

Dead Weather

2009-07-25T05:30:00.000-07:00

My brother posted this on facebook. It is pretty raw.

Enjoy.

RooshV

2009-07-24T06:19:00.000-07:00

I tripped across this blog while surfing facebook. All this guys postings are about stratigies to get laid. Amusing reading.

http://www.rooshv.com/my-drinking-strategy

Insert your weiner here

2009-07-18T07:57:00.001-07:00

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner....than everyone would be in love with MMEEEEEE.....The song the Whited was humming all night last night at the BLOWNSTAR...convention, orgy....whatever

Anti Obama rally in Downtown Cleburne

2009-07-17T11:28:00.000-07:00

They had flags and lots of posters. I could not tell if they were Republicans or Libertarians. They definitly hate Obama though...The flavor of the day is the health plan. From what I could see, most of them were already or soon to be on Medicaid....They dont want to be like Canadians....Hmmm.

Dirty old lady

2009-07-17T08:51:00.001-07:00

Amusing.

Left leg

2009-07-13T10:49:00.000-07:00

I guess if you leave your prothestic leg on the peir while you swim, you have every expectation that the leg will still be there when you return.

DANCING BABIES

2009-07-10T09:06:00.000-07:00

This is pretty cool!!

Caption this picture

2009-07-10T07:07:00.000-07:00

Please help me caption this picture.....

The Whited's new car

2009-07-06T11:57:00.001-07:00

Need I say more??!

This is hands down the best July 4th video EVER!!

2009-07-04T19:06:00.000-07:00

US AIRWAYS FLIGHT-NUDE MAN

2009-07-02T14:16:00.000-07:00

This guy does not look like he is 50 years old. Everyone on this flight got to see his junk...I wonder if he looks as good from the front as he does from behind?

Michael Jackson tribute

2009-07-02T12:12:00.000-07:00

I have mixed feelings about the King of Pop passing. No arguement that he was very talented. But, he sure was a tortured soul. It is very sad.

ShamWOOHOOHOO

2009-07-01T03:46:00.000-07:00

Now this guy I can see getting beat up by a hooker.

This dog should have been the winner

2009-06-30T14:33:00.001-07:00

The Whited posted the ugliest dog winner on his blog. As always though, I do not agree.

This is the hands down winner.

How to create fake abs

2009-06-30T04:00:00.000-07:00

This is a very informative video. These abs look amazing.

Crack Spackle

2009-06-25T03:17:00.000-07:00

I was in the post office yesterday. There was a man at the fill out your own shit counter. He was having a hard time. Everything he touched went flying in the air. The lady behind the counter could barely keep herself under control....every time he bent over....BUTT CRACK!!

A night out with friends

2009-06-17T20:04:00.000-07:00

Sometimes nights out are planned and sometimes they just happen. This night was a little of both. I went out with some Co-workers to a favorite hangout called Fred's. They serve great hamburgers and cold beer. And have often been thought to have a very good live music thing going on there too.

I had posted my outing on facebook, and low and behold...a couple of friends showed up. I have to tell you, apart from the $350 pussy cat vet bill story, it was the highlight of the evening.

The band called Celebration...Was how do you say it, Uh, so freakin terrible, the words to describe it are just about beyond me. Let me describe the scene for you...There were alot of groupies there...all unbathed and most had dreds....There was one woman sitting in front of us that had a tattoo on what you might think was her ass. Her pants were flung so low down her backside, several of us were amazed that we did not see the crack of her ass. This was a topic of discussion for several minutes a couple of different times. My nemesis thought she had a 90's generation Patriots tattoo on her butt. You be the judge.

The band was a mixture of Jimmie Hendrix, Grateful Dead, Marley and a little bit of Patsy Cline. It was just dreadful. You could not tap your foot to the music, couldn't snap your fingers to the beat....We applauded when they took their 15 minute break.

The best part of their performance happened before they began playing. One douche with fu**ed up hair, put on a tie die sarong with matching tennis shoes. He went up to the bar and ordered a beverage. I am certain that it was vinegar and water, like I said they guy was a douche. I gave him hell. I asked him if he was like the Scottish? Are you wearing anything under that skirt? No answer. He had no balls.

Lastly, I am really his nemesis. I feel more like an antagonist. It was great fun. We did not talk about any Libertarian issues. Mostly, we just laughed at the dumbass band.

I have obscured my face to keep my anonymity, after all, I am the GREAT FEMBUTTX!!!

Tugwow

2009-06-17T15:50:00.000-07:00

This is great...Only from HBO.

Wendy's Fathers day card

2009-06-17T14:13:00.000-07:00

Is this cheesy?

Congratulations?? Freds bar Fort Worth

2009-06-11T21:07:00.001-07:00

It was a weird experience at Fred's last night. I got to hang out with people that I currently work with...and because of Facebook, a couple of folks that I used to work with showed up too.

The band was really strange...One dude was wearing a sarong (so wrong). He would not tell me if he was wearing underpants or not...I am thinking not.

Here is a link to there web page....they sound a whole lot better on the website than they did live.

I will post pictures later, my good friend Jennifer needs to email them to me.....

Chain emails-love em or hate them??

2009-06-02T08:59:00.000-07:00

Here is the body of the email that I recieved.......

REFUSE NEW COINS

This simple action will make a strong statement.

Please help do this.. Refuse to accept these when they are handed to you.

I received one from the Post Office as change and I asked for a dollar bill instead.

The lady just smiled and said 'way to go' , so she had read this e -mail.

Please help out...our world is in enough trouble without this too!!!!!

U.S.Government to Release New Dollar Coins

You guessed it
'IN GOD WE TRUST' IS GONE!!!
If ever there was a reason to boycott something, THIS IS IT!!!!

DO NOT ACCEPT THE NEW DOLLAR COINS AS CHANGE

Together we can force them out of circulation.

Please send to all on your mailing list!!!

Okay guys.....Dont buy gas on Wed....Dont F**k on Thursday....and NEVER accept legal currency.....dumb asses.

Red house white black people buy furniture

2009-05-28T17:44:00.000-07:00

You would think that this was going on in Mississippi...but no...North Carolina...

If it is comfortable for a black man, it is going to be comfortable for a white man too.

This is hilarious!!

Cheeto Jesus

2009-05-26T03:26:00.001-07:00

I wonder if someone sees Eric Cartman in their poop, if they will get a 2:15 blurb on the local news.

http://cbs11tv.com/video/?id=42232@ktvt.dayport.com

It would go something like this....I was having a real hard time, a lot of straining you know...so I thought I would take a look at it....I was like oh my God....It looks just like Eric Cartman!! Henry, help me get it out of the toilet!! Call all of the local TV stations....This is amazing!!

Wow!! What a weekend!!

2009-05-18T03:00:00.001-07:00

Fishing in Lake Texoma on Friday. It was a blast...this was the biggest fish that Trevor caught. We sure did catch some beauties!!

My granddaughter turned 1 this past weekend. Her parents had an amazing party for her. Note: She looks just like her grandma.

And we went to the Texas Rangers baseball game yesterday. It was wonderful. Not too hot, not too cold and the baseball was incredible.

Take your motion sickness pills before watching.

Kermit dead by Swine Flu??

2009-05-14T04:05:00.000-07:00

I think this is what really happened.....And then his body was dumped.

Good thing it is an A cup

2009-05-11T08:34:00.000-07:00

If it had been one of mine, it would have swallowed up their whole head. Anyone want to try?

Golf

2009-05-08T03:16:00.000-07:00

I play golf all of the time. I have never ever come across this particular hazard.

This guy will never get out of the cart.

Please discuss.

Caption contest-Baptist vending machine edition

2009-05-05T13:55:00.000-07:00

The winner will get beer on me at Rahr.

Please discuss

Drawing from X to PG

2009-05-01T05:59:00.000-07:00

This is pretty cool stuff.

What is wrong with this picture?

2009-04-30T03:17:00.000-07:00

Hmmm, cant figure it out myself....

What is good looking?

2009-04-27T03:14:00.000-07:00

Would you consider this guy or maybe gal good looking?

Please discuss.

Moving day

2009-04-24T03:06:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow is the day!!!

Enough about butts

2009-04-21T19:02:00.000-07:00

Enough about butts...I think it has been taken as far as it would go. Now we are going to focus on Asses....Doesnt this guy look like one?

In the butt

2009-04-20T17:21:00.000-07:00

The dedication to the butt continues. For your amusement.

Tigger and the butt

2009-04-19T17:23:00.000-07:00

There are so many things wrong with this picture.....Lets count the ways....

Snow white and the Butt

2009-04-17T03:40:00.000-07:00

What happened to the seventh dwarf? Pretty crappy door? Mine shaft? Ha ha!!

Why raincoats are yellow

2009-04-16T11:21:00.000-07:00

Caption this picture

Plumbers butt

2009-04-16T05:10:00.000-07:00

This week is dedicated to the female butt. 50% of my readership did not appreciate last weeks theme. Hope you enjoy this weeks!!

Please discuss

Pacman Butt

2009-04-15T03:47:00.000-07:00

To weird to comment on.

Please discuss

Rahr and the male Butt

2009-04-11T15:39:00.000-07:00

I went to Rahr with some friends this afternoon. We had a great time. My nemesis, The Whited, was there. Ask him about his mother on the drums...

We learned that my very good friend only went to Wal-Mart for oil filters, panties and bread. After 3 micro-brewed beers, this was hysterically funny. I guess you had to be there to see the humor...

We did not actually see a butt like this at the brewery, but I am sure that there were plenty like this in seclusion.

A great Saturday. Time for a nap.

POLITICAL NAKED BUTT

2009-04-09T03:32:00.000-07:00

Only the Whited will enjoy this one. Only because the guy has Gore written across his bunghole.

Please discuss

Naked butt week

2009-04-07T13:29:00.000-07:00

I am dedicating the entire week to the male butt.

Please caption this picture.

Viagra and Enzyte

2009-04-06T18:59:00.000-07:00

Every lady would like to have a long enough lasting steed. What I mean is this, we want our 17 orgasms and then you need to get finished. Sorry. But that is just the way it is....having a way sore cooch is not a great remembrance of the night before. But having a throbbing little man in the row boat all the next day is.

Barbie at 50

2009-04-06T14:26:00.000-07:00

It is about time she has come to reality.

Playing strip poker

2009-04-03T06:20:00.000-07:00

I would take these vitimans if it gave my breasts like that.

What were they thinking

2009-04-02T11:03:00.001-07:00

What were they thinking??!! Nothing like wet toilet paper to wipe your ass with....I guess you could also plug your blow dryer into the outlet above the tub if your feeling suicidal.

Good Grief!!

Lady bugs

2009-04-01T09:55:00.000-07:00

This is how I would like my life to be. Seems peaceful to me. I would not have a nemisis, the Whited. I wouldnt have to worry about car payments electricity etc. I could just mill around a pole like these lady bugs or twist around a pole like a stripper after the Navy has arrived...Same thing?

Visiting Mason and shooting a squirrel out of a tree

2009-03-31T03:24:00.000-07:00

I was inside the house minding my own business assisting my step-mom cleaning out the laundry room. I was really going at it...I threw away a bunch of crap. When all of the sudden, I heard a gun shot. (We are in the country, so not so unusual) But then I heard another. I went to the sliding glass door to see what was going on.

I saw a young man with a 9mm pistol shooting up into a tree. My step dad reached into his pick up and pulled out his 22 pistol and began shooting up into the tree. A man that I do not know reaches into his truck and pulls out a deer rifle with a scope and begins to carefully aim it. By this point, there have been at least 14 rounds expended. He carefully aims, and fires. He got the fiendish animal up in the tree!! A squirrel.

I did not ask why they were shooting a squirrel. No sense in that. But the events that followed were just as humorous.

I have just purchased an all digital video camera. My youngest son has mastered its use.

The dog, shorty, immediately confiscated the squirrel. It was his. That is when the video documentation began.

In 1 or 2 hour intervals, my son would report to us the status of the squirrel. "Mom, the squirrel has no head!! A couple of hours later: "He has no front legs." This went out throughout the day, until the squirrel was just a tail.

I have been told not to worry...he did not kill the squirrel or dismember it...He was just documenting the progession of events.

Dead squirrel

2009-03-30T12:44:00.000-07:00

My son took a lot of video of a dead squirrel while we were on vacation. His granddad and some friends shot it out of a tree. The dog got it and began its progression of becoming nothing but a tail. Maybe I will post the video. But in that vein, here is a cute picture someone sent me....What men do with a dead squirrel and their GI Joes.

Jason Robinson in San Angelo

2009-03-28T04:48:00.000-07:00

My brother is a comedian. He will be performing in San Angelo this weekend. We are taking a road trip to go see him. He is funny.

Redneck neighbors

2009-03-26T04:59:00.000-07:00

I am getting ready to move in about a month. I have been rather compulsive about getting stuff ready. Last night I was loading my car with boxes and furniture. After I was finished, I sat in my vintage maple rocking chair in the garage, lit a cigar and sipped on some wine. As I was relaxing and contemplating what to load next, here comes one of my neighbors and a motorized cooler.

There is not doubt that it is a cool little vehichle. But it just reinforces the reasons that I am moving. A group of neighbors gather in the driveway accross the street. They all begin to proclaim how neat and "cute" the cooler is. The driver begins to go up and down the street, giving small children rides and doing wheelies.

All this is going on while several beers are swilled, cans are smashed and at least 13 cigerattes were lit and tossed into the street.

Only 30 days until we move......

Flashing your banana

2009-03-25T08:37:00.000-07:00

Funniest thing you will see this week.

Rock hounding in New Mexico

2009-03-22T06:41:00.000-07:00

We had a great time wondering around New Mexico for gemstones. We found about a half a bucket of Peridot and two socks of quartz. It was a great trip with lots of memories. We also went to White Sands. Trevor loved it. Los Cruces was fun too. We found a great winery and hung out there for a couple of hours. Came home with a couple of bottles of wine. Here are a couple of clips of our trek to El Paso and New Mexico.

And another

And yet another

Enjoy.

On vacation

2009-03-13T17:21:00.000-07:00

See y'all in a week. I wont have any guest bloggers whilst I am away...Nobody could do what I do.

Saggy boobs

2009-03-11T14:11:00.001-07:00

Because this blog is dedicated to the ole saggy tit...Here is another for the collection.

Note: Dont have your wedding on a nude beach. Ugly people take their clothes off too.

An Engineer and a Weiner Dog

2009-03-10T06:55:00.000-07:00

Only the Whited will appreciate this.

Spring forward

2009-03-09T03:25:00.000-07:00

I hate the time change. Not only for myself, but my 9 year old son. I put him to bed at 9 which is really 8. He was not tired. Thank God it was dark. I am not looking forward to this morning. It is really going to be 5:30 when I wake him up. Yikes.

The Libertarians need to put this on their list of things to fix.

Image from:

Key board cleaner??

2009-03-05T03:40:00.001-08:00

This is advertised as a keyboard cleaner. Looks more like a Dildo on a USB upload....Hmmm, interesting....the possibilities are endless...I took this image from
www.itechnews.net/tag/usb/page/3/

Hello Kitty for real.

If you love me, send me one.(just kidding)

Butt boy and the school bus

2009-03-03T18:50:00.000-08:00

After further examination of this photo, I noticed that there is a school bus in the snap shot. Isn't this just great? School children exposed to dumbass Republican protesters at a dive bar. But who knows, maybe they were being dropped off there? It could be a regular stop for the children of drunks and bar whores.

Sad.

Government T-shirt

2009-03-03T15:05:00.000-08:00

I think it says it all.

Hey Butt boy

2009-02-28T19:40:00.000-08:00

I have given my opinion of the cowtown massacre in Fort Worth. There are not very many people who can say decisively what they believe based on the facts. The Whited is one of the few, even if I don't entirely agree with him. But what can you do? I prefer to keep my very narrow beliefs to myself. Here is a pic from the "rally". I think it says it all.

As the Whited does, here is the site that it came from...http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2190677/posts?page=51 enjoy.

And who the hell is Rick??

I think he is dead

2009-02-27T09:59:00.000-08:00

She would be so much sexier if her bra and panties matched. If you will notice that his right foot looks like it was twittering for the final time.

I think he is dead.

Friday!! Again!!

2009-02-27T03:22:00.000-08:00

This is how I feel again...just push the food towards me. It has been a long ass week. I am glad that it is over. Or nearly.

Jeffery Hogan rant on conservatists

2009-02-24T03:12:00.000-08:00

My eldest son wrote this last night...I am so proud that I could weep. I think there is enough to read for the Whited.

A response to ignorant lies from radical loons
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For this to make sense, you'll have to read this first:

First, that summary is a proposal, and is not representative of the actual bill that was passed. Second, the President has imposed limits on CEO salaries, so that the type of corruption we've seen in the past will be much more difficult to pull off. Third, true supply-side economics are nothing like what Bush actually enacted, and he is ultimately responsible for bankrupting America. You can’t cut tax revenue and spend 1 trillion in a war without some kind of plan to recoup the losses. And Bush still stayed the course with a flawed economic theory. I suggest that supporters of Bush’s tax cuts read this: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/06/opinion/06bartlett.html?_r=1 and realize that Bush has always been for big business and big oil. If you can’t accept that, go back to your cave and leave me alone. His family made its fortune in oil, and he had a cocaine habit in college. For the record, cocaine’s expensive. To be fair, Bush Sr.’s tax increases that cost him reelection were a primary factor in Clinton’s ability to balance the budget. Now, I wish Nancy Pelosi would keep her freakin' mouth shut, (although much of what she’s saying at least comes from the people responsible for keeping track of the statistics) and I wish that the right-wingers like Bill O'Reilly (sorry about the spelling) would stop fabricating sensationalist press to sell to the gullible masses. Has anyone here ever heard of confirmation bias? It is the phenomenon in which a person chooses to listen to and assimilate only the information that is in line with what that person already believes, ignoring everything else. It’s well documented, and appears even in introductory psychology texts. (Perhaps there is a reason that the most highly educated tend not to be so stubbornly conservative as to take us back to the dark ages? I say this, not to support any sense of elitism among the educated, because that is wrong, but merely to suggest to EVERYONE that they should admit that there are things they know little or nothing about, and that parroting a talk-show host’s lines make you sound ignorant, at best.) I suggest you go look at the actual bill and stop believing the lies you're hearing on your talk radio and editorial shows. They are not news shows and they aren’t bound by the confines of journalistic integrity. (The only reason O'Riley hasn't been made a fool of on his own show on several occasions is because he shouts everyone down who has something intelligent to say. He's a fool, as is anyone who believes any of the political analysis that comes out of FOX or any other commercialized broadcast. He ought to win a Pulitzer Prize, because he and Pulitzer are/were in the same business: Yellow Journalism. The bottom line is, get your facts from the primary source (e.g., the document itself) http://www.democracyfornewhampshire.com/node/view/6444 or admit that you're too ignorant of the facts to come to an educated conclusion.) I don’t really understand how you can equate any of the measures in the bill to paying off special interests or unions or funding ‘pork-barrel’ projects, especially seeing as how Obama was very clear about where his money was coming from and what he would and would not accept. It sounds to me like you’re parroting Limbaugh or O Riley, whose presentation of the facts is incomplete at the best of times and downright falsified at the worst.

In response some of the other comments made both in the article and in the comments:
Government spending can (and does) create jobs. The question should be how much government spending is sustainable and how we need to restructure the economy to meet the needs of the people. The Republican administration's spending on the war created jobs for soldiers, and at the very least preserved the jobs of many hardworking people at Lockheed and similar defense corporations. The so-called 'war on drugs' and the government funding associated with it created jobs for DEA agents and other law enforcement. What Obama is trying to do is create some new job markets and stimulate some old ones. By making energy independence a national goal, and providing capital to jumpstart the industry, jobs will be created in renewable energy and related industries. By making it a priority to rebuild the infrastructure of our nation, and providing funding to do so, he's looking to put the unemployed to work improving our transportation systems and our public places. You don't see him subsidizing coal mines... although that might create some jobs as well. The plan is to look to the future, and position ourselves to be an efficient and competitive marketplace in the global economy over the next 50 years.

Bank of America is evil... the people responsible for wasting that money on a party should be sentenced to federal prison for 20 or 30 years. I think everyone can agree on that point. As a moderate democrat, I'd be happy to see some of the huge corporations crumble and see a plethora of small, independent organizations spring up to take their place, much like the undergrowth in a forest when a huge rotten old tree falls and lets some sunlight in. But that's beside the point. The point is, had the money been spent according to the intentions in which it was given, it would have done some good. How much good? Who knows? But if you're going criticize the government, criticize both the D's and the R's for failing to put rigid limits on how that money should be used. That was shortsighted. On the bright side, however, it appears that this President learned from that mistake and limited executive salaries in companies receiving government assistance.

In response to the comments about education: The reasons all of that money isn't going directly to the students are numerous, and probably beyond our understanding of the issues without further study. I can think of a few, however. Can you think of any group of people more capable of mishandling money than 18-22 year olds? Second, problems in higher education aren't limited to access. I think you will agree that our primary and secondary schools could use a shot in the arm, of sorts. Our teachers deserve to be well paid. Also under the heading "Education" is the job training for dislocated workers, and for emerging industries, including renewable energy, which is crucial to the administration's goal. (As an aside, I don't think I've heard anyone disagree with the President's goals... they just seem to want to get angry about something, and will use almost any excuse to do so.)

In response to the Lyman stimulus package:
It seems that you don't really have an understanding of these topics, as what you propose is essentially Keynesian economic theory. You’re advocating creating a demand for goods by giving people a temporary means to purchase them, through tax cuts, not in the marginal rate, but overall, decreasing revenue. This plan takes the worst parts of Keynesian and a terrible simplification of ‘supply-side’ economics and combines them into a terribly appealing, to the unlettered in such things, poisoned apple. What we've seen in the past is that an extra 600 or 6000 dollars will not have a lasting effect on the economy. The reason for this is that this solution does not address the problems at the root of our economic crisis, only the symptoms, and is at best a band-aid to mask the wound temporarily. It failed when Bush tried it, and you're only modification to his plan is to expand it to such a proportion that it would cripple the national government. Now I foresee that you're going to argue that since Obama's plan is spending the same amount of money, and will therefore have the same result, I will put forth this illustration: A family has 100,000 dollars in a year to allocate in whatever manner. This family is living in a house with a bad roof, serious foundation problems, and termites. They own 2 vehicles, badly in need of some basic maintenance to keep them running. (Oil change, new tires, shocks, brakes, radiator fluid, spark plugs and wires, distributor cap, etc.) We'll assume that they're paying 2,000 a month for their mortgage, another 700 for utilities, 300 for fuel, 400 for groceries, 200 for their cable TV and internet. That comes to 43,200 a year. The repairs and maintenance to their vehicles are going to cost about 500 each. Cool. The home repairs, however are much more expensive. The entire roof needs to be replaced, and other damage to the structure and interior of the house is extensive, and is going to cost 55,800, or the rest of their available funds, to complete, but if they do so, they'll have 2 rooms in their home available to rent at $600 a month each. Even so, they won't be able to afford to have the drywall in the interior repaired. Here's the nitty gritty: Your plan for this family ends with them ignoring their vehicular maintenance and home repair needs, and they spend 55,000 on a new porsche, whose maintenance costs are going to increase exponentially after 30,000 miles, leaving them living in a leaky, crumbling home, and 800 bucks left over to buy an LCD HDTV at Wal-Mart. Obama's plan for this family leaves them with serviceable, if not luxury, vehicles, and a sound home that is providing them with a little bit of extra income that helps to pay the mortgage and leaves a little bit more left over each year that they are able to contribute to their retirement plans, and through the magic of compounding interest, the 800 dollars a month they contribute, or about 10,000 a year, allows them to retire as millionaires in 40 years, because they started investing early.

In conclusion, your solution is short-sighted, at best. and I don't know how Waiter is blaming the democrats for people's poor judgement in spending Bush's little stimulus package thingy. And that financial bail-out was meant to preserve jobs and pensions and 401k's, not necessarily to create new jobs. A penny saved is a penny earned, as they say. It's your stubborn, mule-like resistance to the assimilation of knowledge and new ideas that is going to cripple you in the long run. Just as a little factoid, 80% of the national debt has been accrued under just 3 republican administrations. Where is that mythical fiscal responsibility we've heard about? I guess it went the way of the unicorn. Who screwed the working man but the administrations who support big business interests and do little to encourage free enterprise while lining their pockets? The President isn't asking waiters to share their tips, he's asking the wealthiest among us to shoulder (finally) their share of the tax burden and give us working college-educated stiffs a break. For that, you should be grateful.

Also, national economics is not common sense, but is very complex, as anyone with any advanced knowledge in the area can tell you. It seems to me that this President has a more clear sense of history than any we've had in my admittedly short lifetime. He's looking back to FDR's example, and while his programs may not have been popular, and I'm sure not for throwing cash away to people who are capable of working, they worked.

In a final conclusion, I have yet to hear any cogent arguments against the President or his policies. That is not to say that they don't exist. Obama won both the popular and electoral vote, which is more than anyone can say about Bush in his second term. The 18% of Americans who supported him at his lowest are apparently the most vocal activists in the nation, but are after all, a small minority. I, for one, am ashamed that political discussion in this country has degenerated into such an ugly slanging match. It seems to me that the extremists, both reactionary and revolutionary, only solidify and erect barriers to keep out reality. The reality is that we need practical solutions to overwhelming problems with our nation, and it seems to me that many extreme conservatives are more concerned about political posturing, lamenting their fall from power and devising convoluted schemes to discredit their opposition, than they are with the well-being of this nation. I am all for discussion and argumentation of issues, but fabricated stories are not issues. Personal disagreements are not issues. And as a member of a younger, optimistic, and thoroughly pissed-off generation, part of me wonders if all of these old barking dogs just can't deal with the reality of a black man being president, and are inventing all these schemes to hide a pervasive underlying racism. I hope and pray that this is not the case, but this is a possibility that I have been forced to consider in light of all of the people that I have spoken to that have admitted that they didn't want a black man as president. In retrospect, I have much more respect for those who are honest about those feelings than those cowards who won't even acknowledge them (the feelings of racism), even though I refuse to condone racism in any form.

Please send this to whoever you think will at least listen and consider....and those who won't too. Angry people are easier to take advantage of. ;)

Jason Robinson Comedian Coffee

2009-02-21T05:46:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzYq0EvQ15A&feature=email

For those who like coffee and jacking their meat around. Enjoy.

WOO HOO IT IS FRIDAY

2009-02-20T03:41:00.000-08:00

This image looks a lot like a bottle of Jack. The Whited would probably appreciate this image. Happy Friday!!

Caption this picture

2009-02-18T08:45:00.001-08:00

I just dont know what to say....Not a stimulus package.

The winner will get a beer on me at the Fox and Hound Fri Feb 27.

The ASS is back

2009-02-18T03:27:00.001-08:00

Welcome!!

Work and Life

2009-02-17T16:28:00.000-08:00

It is hard to balance work and life at home. I always need to leave work at 5pm. I dont like leaving the perception that I am just 8-5. But life beckons. My son is ravenous when I get him at 5:30. There is literally only 5 minutes to fix dinner when we get home. Frozen chicken cooked in the microwave and frozen broccoli. Good thing that he will eat the same thing every night. Well as long as there is ranch dressing. I give 110% while I am at the office. I don't leave anything un-done. Usually get to work by 7:30. But I still fell guilty leaving at 5. There are times when I have had to stay later to make sure that something was completed, and I do that.

I ask you, how do you make a good impression at work and take care of your family when you are a single mom?

New car

2009-02-16T03:17:00.000-08:00

I bought a new car this weekend. Well, it is new to me. 2004 Trailblazer. It is nice. Lots of room. It already had a hitch. The bike rack fits on perfectly. Sunroof.

No more oil leaks...messed up seat belts, stripped antenna gears.....Life is good!

I did not even have to mention stimulus package.

Homework revisited

2009-02-13T09:27:00.000-08:00

The things that children do.....

Stimulus package

2009-02-12T05:01:00.000-08:00

A new stimulus package is on the verge of passing in Congress. I am afraid it is going to be a lot like this picture. Not big enough and only satisfies until the batteries die.

Please discuss.

Planning a trip

2009-02-08T15:11:00.000-08:00

We are planning a trip to New Mexico. We are going to hunt for gemstones. My goal is to buy all of the necessary equipment on line. So far, so good. Ebay, Sears...If anyone can tell me where I can purchase Boroform, I sure would appreciate it....

FRIDAY!!!

2009-02-06T05:05:00.001-08:00

And not a moment too soon!!! Woo Hoo!! It is Friday!!

A sad day

2009-02-04T04:10:00.000-08:00

A good friend lost her job yesterday. It is amazing how many people cared about her. I received no less than 7 emails from her former co-workers informing me of the circumstances.

I am not going to judge whether the termination was justified or not. Because that really does not matter at this point. Our economy is in the worst shape that it has been in decades, she is going to have a tough time finding another position. Even Libertarians could agree with that.

We all should pray for her and her family.

Super Bowl images

2009-02-02T19:16:00.000-08:00

Not very attractive....The dudes in their whitey tighteys not very pretty. Not an underwear look that I like to look at.

This one is for the dudes.

Yum yum

2009-01-30T13:07:00.000-08:00

I like to look at men in their underwear.

A new cocktail

2009-01-30T06:48:00.000-08:00

I went to dinner at Texas De Brazil earlier this week. It was a lot of fun...Ate way too much...The meat there is excellent.

I was introduced to a new drink that contained Patron XO and Baileys. I dont remember the name of it.....But I have dubbed it the Bunghole....It was really good. IF you can get past the name....It tasted like coffee. They served it on the rocks. I think I would prefer my bunghole straight up.

CAPTION THIS PICTURE

2009-01-29T06:55:00.000-08:00

I was searching for a completely different item when this picture came up in my search....imagine my dismay when looking for tequila and this turns up...

Have fun...and please discuss.

Ship UPS?

2009-01-26T13:19:00.000-08:00

Do you ship UPS or do you U-Haul?

Have a great weekend!!

2009-01-23T14:53:00.000-08:00

Fort Worth Stock Show for us this weekend!! See ya Monday!!

Boils the Clown

2009-01-22T17:45:00.000-08:00

I just tripped across the Boils the Clown about a month ago. That one posting has received hundreds of hits since it was posted, all the way from Africa. So, for my and your amusement, Boils the Clown.

Get out of bed

2009-01-22T07:21:00.000-08:00

I find myself saying 75% of this stuff every day.

Republicans party for Obama

2009-01-22T06:41:00.000-08:00

This photo was sent by a friend. He really did not want anyone to know that his formally Republican family voted for Obama. I have doctored the photo to protect the innocent.....I wonder how many Libertarians voted for Obama?

Bush visits Sesame Street

2009-01-20T17:58:00.000-08:00

Bush visits Sesame Street on W day. He tossed trash with Oscar the grouch. Fished with Bert and Ernie. The highlight of the visit...Big Bird gave him the great big finger bird for the past 8 years. Oh yeah, Kermit made him kiss his little green ass.

President Barack Obama

2009-01-20T09:29:00.000-08:00

He is in. Now let us see if he can really change the direction of our government and economy. I pray that he can.

Safety at Work

2009-01-20T03:35:00.000-08:00

We have all worked at places like this. Some of us still do. Forklifts are fun.

Eggs

2009-01-19T05:53:00.000-08:00

I feel like someone dropped my eggs this morning.

Woo Hoo it is Friday

2009-01-16T04:50:00.000-08:00

I hope all of my readers adhere to a more sophisticated dress-code. At least shave your butt.

Pole dancing revisited

2009-01-15T06:29:00.000-08:00

Get a pro to install your pole.

Big huge rattlesnake

2009-01-14T05:54:00.000-08:00

The most notable thing about this story, is that it happened in Gobbler's Knob. I wonder how they got that name?? Hmm??

The original Piano Player

2009-01-11T11:59:00.000-08:00

One of my favorite videos of all time.

The Soup

2009-01-11T05:23:00.000-08:00

Soup is on. This is the only show that I like to watch every Friday night at 9pm. It can be hilarious. This is where I first saw the Rinna thing. It just gets you caught up on all of absurd TV shenanigans. Enjoy. Oh, If he comes to this area to perform....we are freakin going!!

Oh and Please Discuss

Lisa Rinna is a tramp on the Today Show

2009-01-10T06:33:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9wd2JI1g_M

I just wonder if her husband Harry is thrilled with her outrageous behavior. I also wonder if she has as much botox in the lower set of lips as she does on her over done mouth. Nothing like being famous for being a tramp

Homework

2009-01-08T16:41:00.000-08:00

Why does it need to be so hard to get little boys to do their homework. You let them play. Feed them a good dinner. Play some more. Cant get the damn homework done without a fight...

Skiers naked bum

2009-01-07T04:55:00.000-08:00

Talk about shrinkage.