Key board cleaner??

This is advertised as a keyboard cleaner. Looks more like a Dildo on a USB upload....Hmmm, interesting....the possibilities are endless...I took this image from
www.itechnews.net/tag/usb/page/3/

Hello Kitty for real.

If you love me, send me one.(just kidding)

Stimulus package

A new stimulus package is on the verge of passing in Congress. I am afraid it is going to be a lot like this picture. Not big enough and only satisfies until the batteries die.

Please discuss.