Reality

But this is usually what we get......Dig the black socks...This is from the movie, The Seven Year Itch...Good flick.

Dancing with the Stars...The Boobs won

Brooke was not the most talented dancer. The judges insisted on gushing over her time and again. They never said anything when she had an illegal lift. They never said anything about her horrible knees. She totally messed up a hold on Monday night...She mis-qued.

Lance was the most innovative and the best dancer. He was effortless. Even though he is openly gay, he is hot. I'll bet he has a cubit or two to share.....He should have won.

I don't think that the judges scores should be counted at 50%, they can pick whomever they want to win, Brooke..and insure it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjDDc0oGYdo

Pole dancing 101

A friend sent me this information on how to pole dance....This looks like a self taught course....I dont know where you get the pole from....Maybe they will let me practice at the local fire house.

http://www.wikihow.com/Learn-Pole-Dancing