The Whited posted the ugliest dog winner on his blog. As always though, I do not agree.
This is the hands down winner.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
This dog should have been the winner
The Whited posted the ugliest dog winner on his blog. As always though, I do not agree.
This is the hands down winner.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Crack Spackle
I was in the post office yesterday. There was a man at the fill out your own shit counter. He was having a hard time. Everything he touched went flying in the air. The lady behind the counter could barely keep herself under control....every time he bent over....BUTT CRACK!!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
A night out with friends
Sometimes nights out are planned and sometimes they just happen. This night was a little of both. I went out with some Co-workers to a favorite hangout called Fred's. They serve great hamburgers and cold beer. And have often been thought to have a very good live music thing going on there too.
I had posted my outing on facebook, and low and behold...a couple of friends showed up. I have to tell you, apart from the $350 pussy cat vet bill story, it was the highlight of the evening.
The band called Celebration...Was how do you say it, Uh, so freakin terrible, the words to describe it are just about beyond me. Let me describe the scene for you...There were alot of groupies there...all unbathed and most had dreds....There was one woman sitting in front of us that had a tattoo on what you might think was her ass. Her pants were flung so low down her backside, several of us were amazed that we did not see the crack of her ass. This was a topic of discussion for several minutes a couple of different times. My nemesis thought she had a 90's generation Patriots tattoo on her butt. You be the judge.
The band was a mixture of Jimmie Hendrix, Grateful Dead, Marley and a little bit of Patsy Cline. It was just dreadful. You could not tap your foot to the music, couldn't snap your fingers to the beat....We applauded when they took their 15 minute break.
The best part of their performance happened before they began playing. One douche with fu**ed up hair, put on a tie die sarong with matching tennis shoes. He went up to the bar and ordered a beverage. I am certain that it was vinegar and water, like I said they guy was a douche. I gave him hell. I asked him if he was like the Scottish? Are you wearing anything under that skirt? No answer. He had no balls.
Lastly, I am really his nemesis. I feel more like an antagonist. It was great fun. We did not talk about any Libertarian issues. Mostly, we just laughed at the dumbass band.
I have obscured my face to keep my anonymity, after all, I am the GREAT FEMBUTTX!!!
I had posted my outing on facebook, and low and behold...a couple of friends showed up. I have to tell you, apart from the $350 pussy cat vet bill story, it was the highlight of the evening.
The band called Celebration...Was how do you say it, Uh, so freakin terrible, the words to describe it are just about beyond me. Let me describe the scene for you...There were alot of groupies there...all unbathed and most had dreds....There was one woman sitting in front of us that had a tattoo on what you might think was her ass. Her pants were flung so low down her backside, several of us were amazed that we did not see the crack of her ass. This was a topic of discussion for several minutes a couple of different times. My nemesis thought she had a 90's generation Patriots tattoo on her butt. You be the judge.
The band was a mixture of Jimmie Hendrix, Grateful Dead, Marley and a little bit of Patsy Cline. It was just dreadful. You could not tap your foot to the music, couldn't snap your fingers to the beat....We applauded when they took their 15 minute break.
The best part of their performance happened before they began playing. One douche with fu**ed up hair, put on a tie die sarong with matching tennis shoes. He went up to the bar and ordered a beverage. I am certain that it was vinegar and water, like I said they guy was a douche. I gave him hell. I asked him if he was like the Scottish? Are you wearing anything under that skirt? No answer. He had no balls.
Lastly, I am really his nemesis. I feel more like an antagonist. It was great fun. We did not talk about any Libertarian issues. Mostly, we just laughed at the dumbass band.
I have obscured my face to keep my anonymity, after all, I am the GREAT FEMBUTTX!!!
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Congratulations?? Freds bar Fort Worth
It was a weird experience at Fred's last night. I got to hang out with people that I currently work with...and because of Facebook, a couple of folks that I used to work with showed up too.
The band was really strange...One dude was wearing a sarong (so wrong). He would not tell me if he was wearing underpants or not...I am thinking not.
Here is a link to there web page....they sound a whole lot better on the website than they did live.
I will post pictures later, my good friend Jennifer needs to email them to me.....
The band was really strange...One dude was wearing a sarong (so wrong). He would not tell me if he was wearing underpants or not...I am thinking not.
Here is a link to there web page....they sound a whole lot better on the website than they did live.
I will post pictures later, my good friend Jennifer needs to email them to me.....
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Chain emails-love em or hate them??
Here is the body of the email that I recieved.......
REFUSE NEW COINS
This simple action will make a strong statement.
Please help do this.. Refuse to accept these when they are handed to you.
I received one from the Post Office as change and I asked for a dollar bill instead.
The lady just smiled and said 'way to go' , so she had read this e -mail.
Please help out...our world is in enough trouble without this too!!!!!
U.S.Government to Release New Dollar Coins
You guessed it
'IN GOD WE TRUST' IS GONE!!!
If ever there was a reason to boycott something, THIS IS IT!!!!
DO NOT ACCEPT THE NEW DOLLAR COINS AS CHANGE
Together we can force them out of circulation.
Please send to all on your mailing list!!!
Okay guys.....Dont buy gas on Wed....Dont F**k on Thursday....and NEVER accept legal currency.....dumb asses.
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