Lady bugs

This is how I would like my life to be. Seems peaceful to me. I would not have a nemisis, the Whited. I wouldnt have to worry about car payments electricity etc. I could just mill around a pole like these lady bugs or twist around a pole like a stripper after the Navy has arrived...Same thing?

Pole dancing 101

A friend sent me this information on how to pole dance....This looks like a self taught course....I dont know where you get the pole from....Maybe they will let me practice at the local fire house.

http://www.wikihow.com/Learn-Pole-Dancing