Yum yum

I like to look at men in their underwear.

A new cocktail

I went to dinner at Texas De Brazil earlier this week. It was a lot of fun...Ate way too much...The meat there is excellent.

I was introduced to a new drink that contained Patron XO and Baileys. I dont remember the name of it.....But I have dubbed it the Bunghole....It was really good. IF you can get past the name....It tasted like coffee. They served it on the rocks. I think I would prefer my bunghole straight up.

CAPTION THIS PICTURE

I was searching for a completely different item when this picture came up in my search....imagine my dismay when looking for tequila and this turns up...

Have fun...and please discuss.

Ship UPS?

Do you ship UPS or do you U-Haul?

Have a great weekend!!

Fort Worth Stock Show for us this weekend!! See ya Monday!!

Boils the Clown

I just tripped across the Boils the Clown about a month ago. That one posting has received hundreds of hits since it was posted, all the way from Africa. So, for my and your amusement, Boils the Clown.

Get out of bed

I find myself saying 75% of this stuff every day.

Republicans party for Obama

This photo was sent by a friend. He really did not want anyone to know that his formally Republican family voted for Obama. I have doctored the photo to protect the innocent.....I wonder how many Libertarians voted for Obama?

Bush visits Sesame Street

Bush visits Sesame Street on W day. He tossed trash with Oscar the grouch. Fished with Bert and Ernie. The highlight of the visit...Big Bird gave him the great big finger bird for the past 8 years. Oh yeah, Kermit made him kiss his little green ass.

President Barack Obama

He is in. Now let us see if he can really change the direction of our government and economy. I pray that he can.

Safety at Work

We have all worked at places like this. Some of us still do. Forklifts are fun.

Eggs

I feel like someone dropped my eggs this morning.

Woo Hoo it is Friday

I hope all of my readers adhere to a more sophisticated dress-code. At least shave your butt.

Pole dancing revisited

Get a pro to install your pole.

Big huge rattlesnake

The most notable thing about this story, is that it happened in Gobbler's Knob. I wonder how they got that name?? Hmm??

The original Piano Player

One of my favorite videos of all time.

The Soup

Soup is on. This is the only show that I like to watch every Friday night at 9pm. It can be hilarious. This is where I first saw the Rinna thing. It just gets you caught up on all of absurd TV shenanigans. Enjoy. Oh, If he comes to this area to perform....we are freakin going!!

Oh and Please Discuss

Lisa Rinna is a tramp on the Today Show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9wd2JI1g_M

I just wonder if her husband Harry is thrilled with her outrageous behavior. I also wonder if she has as much botox in the lower set of lips as she does on her over done mouth. Nothing like being famous for being a tramp

Homework

Why does it need to be so hard to get little boys to do their homework. You let them play. Feed them a good dinner. Play some more. Cant get the damn homework done without a fight...

Skiers naked bum

Talk about shrinkage.

I need help

I must need to "get some". I had a very perverse dream which included Mr. David Spade. He was only as tall as my breasts. Without going into unnecessary detail, I smacked him around him a bit. I woke up with quite a start. I beat the shit out of my pillow. Think about it. Of all the people I could have had a dream about....It was David Spade.

Blah Blah Blah

Maybe I just need more coffee.

The Snow Man and Jake Owens

I am sure this is just some kids art work. His name is probably Jake Owens. He does not mean any tribute to THE Jake Owens. I feel a lot like this snow man when I look at photos of Jake Owens. I just want to jump for joy!! Whoo Hoo!! Jake Owens!!

Jake Owens-Part 3

Furthering my tribute to Jake Owens......

Happy New Year