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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

I need help

I must need to "get some". I had a very perverse dream which included Mr. David Spade. He was only as tall as my breasts. Without going into unnecessary detail, I smacked him around him a bit. I woke up with quite a start. I beat the shit out of my pillow. Think about it. Of all the people I could have had a dream about....It was David Spade.

5 comments:

AssX said...

Well, I can see it. His young looking, vulnerable looking, sexy looking, the kind you can really teach things to. I see it.

Kahuna said...

Please, lead on Obi Wan......

Dr Ralph said...

The real question here is: was it Dennis Finch or Joe Dirt?

Much depends on the answer.

Sew daze said...

Dennis Finch.

But it really does not help.

Why could it not have been Cary Grant?

AssX said...

Does it really matter? Isn't he just cute any role he plays?
We are not picky women...we just like to be rode hard!