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8 comments:
At first glance I thought you'd found a cartoonists version of me. Per your request, my butt is fairly smooth, sadly the rest is pretty accurate. I'm going to take another Zoloft now.
Aw man, I wore my jeans with the hole in the crotch!
It is only because you just battled a Tyranasaurus Rex...that is probably why they invented underwear....to keep your junk secure in a fight with dinasaurs.
CHECK PLEASE!!!!!! I'll meet you in the parking lot X.
I thought they invented underwear so that we COULD go without pants if we wanted to!
My kind of girl
All depends on the size of the junk or tarantula stored inside the said underpants.
hahaha, tarantula......I like that. Let's have a show and tell. You two can show, and I'll tell you which is bigger??
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