Jake Owens-Part 2

There are not enough words to express the feeling I get when looking at this really handsome dude. Woooowwww!!!!

I may just dedicate the rest of the week to him.....

JAKE OWENS

Whooo hoooo!! Good looking!! Oh my!! I need my blood pressure medication!!

Brain

Guess whos is who's??

Please discuss.

The male brain

Here it is ladies....The male brain. Please discuss

Guest blogger-Family guy-Peter Griffin

My last guest blogger is probably the most clueless of them all. Peter Griffin from the Family Guy. He plods through life haphazardly, swilling beer and partying. For him, it does not matter what he does or who he does it to.

Remind you of someone we know?

Merry Christmas

Merry Freakin Christmas!!

Pecker

One of my faithful just called me a pecker...I am sure this is what he meant.

Guest blogger-Grandpa Simpson

Back in my day, let me tell ya....we didnt smoke the fancy things called cigarettes...we smoked puppies....Just rolled them up and smoked em, we did...yeah....Where am I?

Mc lap dance

I have been visiting my nemesis website while he is away....A libertarian coined the phrase Mclap dance....This is the closest thing that I could find. It looks like she peed on him?? What is with the dude on the floor?

Guest blogger

Well dang it...Propane...there is nothing like it. It is a clean burning fuel. Peggy, dont talk about my small uretha with Nancy!!

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Guest bloggers

Ah..yeah...Beavis and Butthead are guest bloggers for me....Ahhhh...like you said butt. No, I didnt Beavis....I need TP caca for me bunghole....Cornholeo!!!

Trotsky and the ice pick

I shit you not...I went to google images and googled ice pick....This is what I got. Trotsky punishing two sisters with an ice pick.....Paris Hilton having sex. Does this look like someone we know??

Kahuna's Junk

Please discuss

Love is in the air

It is nice to know that I was missed. It just goes to show you, Libertarians really don't mind if the conversation is brought into the gutter and cleaned up a little bit. Write entire paragraphs and pages expounding the madness of Liberals...and how conservatives are not really conservative...they are aliens that have misinterpreted the Bible....It is comforting to know that I could derail the whole conversation with the word PUSSY.

Reality

But this is usually what we get......Dig the black socks...This is from the movie, The Seven Year Itch...Good flick.

Man and briefs

I had a much more descriptive picture posted to for this entry....but I had to take it down. It was just too much, if you know what I mean....But this is a good representation of the point I was trying to get across...Please discuss

Brassiere

Please discuss

A map

Vulva: The external female genital organs, including the clitoris, vaginal lips, and the opening to the vagina. Source: National Institute of Health

Illustration provided by: DeEtte M. DeVille, M.D.

Dont worry about anything else but the CLIToris!!!!

A Thong

I dont know why they put the sweet little bows on them....They are for one thing only.

Please discuss

MY WHITE PANTIES

Please discuss.

Jihad of shoe throwing

I think we are seeing the first of many suicide shoe terrorists. I guess they refuse to put powder in their shoes, they don't wear socks and they have some mighty stinky feet. The bigger the shoe size the better....aim is key. This guy should have aimed a little lower. Otherwise his throw was pretty good.

It reminds me of a angry housewife, she doesnt have any weapons...if she gets too close, she will get her ass kicked...So, she picks up anything she can find, a house shoe. And just pummels the crap out of her husband with her pink fuzzy slipper....Just like a shot gun, there are two shots.

ahhhhaeeeeeeee!!!

The President and his size 10 shoes

Some one got so frustrated with the President, he threw his shoes at Bush...Everytime I see it, it cracks me up....The Iraqie was like...You Mother F**ker!!! And started tossing shoes. I have to admit, Bush did a good job of ducking...But that is what he is best at.
If you would like to watch it...


http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn//video/politics/2008/12/14/vo.bush.shoe.pool.cnn.256x144.jpg

Oprah..your fat girl

Oprah claims to weigh 200 lbs. I think that is a bunch of bull...She looks more like 260....I know how it can happen....But girlfriend, with a wardrobe like hers...Her stylists were either switching tags or just not telling her that she was up to a W24.....

Poor Miley

She had to settle for her mommy's old Porsche...I say: Good for her folks!! Keep her grounded!!

Webkinz

These dang little things are addictive. I probably play with them just as much as my son does, on line. You have to take care of them, feed them, bathe them and weed their garden. I like to play the games. Lots of card games...I am hoping that it will keep my mind sharp. That is what I tell myself anyways.

BLAGOJEVICH SCANDAL

He looks like a douche bag. Just another case where elitists think they can get away with anything. This guy is totally mud. So is Jesse Jackson Jr. He is trying to save his own tail. I dont think he will be able to shrug this off as well as his daddy has shrugged scandels for the past 40 years.

Campbell on CNN was blasting Obama for not opening up on this issue. What else can he say? He either knew about it or he did not...These two didn't even get along. I hate main stream news.

Dance Santa Dance

For those of us who need cheap thrills. Click on link.





http://www.adoniscabaret.co.uk/saucy-santa-hen-night/christmas-card.htm

Space Shuttle over Fort Worth

This picture was taken by a friend who works near Carswell. I always think of the Space Shuttle has a huge ginormous space ship. It is kinda dwarfed by what I beleive is a 747. Maybe he will get another picture when it takes off later this morning.

Butterflies

My late grandmother loved butterflies. She would walk around her garden and ooh and ahh over them daily. Sorry for getting a little reminiscent, but I am missing her a little bit this morning. 14 more days until Christmas....No socks for Christmas from her this year.

Longaberger

Can you beleive these little bastards cost $64?? Plus $7.50 to ship. Christ almighty!! I am going to be buried with mine.

Christmas gifts

How do you buy gifts for people you work with? That is the dilemma. I have looked at dozens of websites. Even Ebay. I don't know what to get. Cats, skulls, Texas rangers and tea.....are just a few of the interests they have....Arrggghhhh!!

Craps all night long

Nothing like a good crap to keep your evening flowing well!!

A new blogger

SHE IS ALIVE AND WELL!!

BOOBX IS DEAD

Here is a nice big picture of BOOBX. She has been killed by the man. The gray spooky man. The man that keeps a woman down. (Can't keep those breasts down) But he tries to keep the woman down.

We will all mourn her loss.....I weep openly.

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Sanderson mom won both contests. As most of the comments were commentary and not captions. Thanks to all the participated. Four dollars will be put in the beer fund. Thank you, I will enjoy it.