A picture for WOODCHUCK

This is one choice.......
Or maybe this one.......


A whole web page to Wood chucks

http://www.curtamous.com/Stuff/woodchucks.htm

Did you know that Woodchucks have 4 toes on the front feet and 5 on the back??

So choose a picture.

Dancing with the Stars...The Boobs won

Brooke was not the most talented dancer. The judges insisted on gushing over her time and again. They never said anything when she had an illegal lift. They never said anything about her horrible knees. She totally messed up a hold on Monday night...She mis-qued.

Lance was the most innovative and the best dancer. He was effortless. Even though he is openly gay, he is hot. I'll bet he has a cubit or two to share.....He should have won.

I don't think that the judges scores should be counted at 50%, they can pick whomever they want to win, Brooke..and insure it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjDDc0oGYdo

To Oyster or not

Nippur, Roman or Old Royal?

Apparently, cubits are not all one length size. So, if you say you measure by cubits, which one? Nippur, Roman or Old Royal?

Inches are just so much easier. Everyone knows what three inches looks like. But no one can imagine 3 cubits.

Discuss.

Caption this picture

Once again, two bucks into the beer fund.

Caption this picture

I know that it is obvious....but caption it anyways. The winner will get two dollars put into the beer fund.

Is Alaska to small for Palin

They say she is in high demand...I think they just want to trip her up and make a head line story. Not that it would be hard to do. There is an article from the Daily news that asks if Alaska is big enough for Palin.....No matter how glossy she has tried to paint it, her state has just as many problems as most others.....She should try to get some of those kids educated enough to graduate from high school.

I wonder how her pregnant daughter is coming along? Married yet?

Palin is a dumb ass

Completely and totally clueless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8&feature=related

Can you really borrow one's pole?

Or maybe I could get my own pole? There are so many choices.... This one comes with a man.......
This one comes with a cage. I guess cages could be useful in pole dancing. This one even has a trap door. It could be used for magic shows too. I need to find a pole with a harness. It is going to be the only way I get my butt wrapped around it upside down.

Pole dancing 101

A friend sent me this information on how to pole dance....This looks like a self taught course....I dont know where you get the pole from....Maybe they will let me practice at the local fire house.

http://www.wikihow.com/Learn-Pole-Dancing

Day 5 of the 7 day sex challenge

"lets just get this over with" is a quote heard all around bedrooms in the metroplex. I wonder if they chant and pray while "doing it"? Or are they going to say they did, and maybe did not........

Where have all the good men gone??

They are gone. One will be leaving in Feb. The other is gone. Rats fleeing a sinking ship or at least one that is getting beat to shit in the surf.....

Republicans in a Democratic cabinet

Looks like it is going to happen. McCain will probably get a post in Siberia......maybe my prediction was not too far off base......

Michelle Obama on 60 Minutes, regarding the D.C. Public Schools

Sex 7 days a week

Grapevine minister is preaching to his married parishioners to have sex 7 days a week. Ridiculous? I guess it all depends on how long you have been married. Less than 5 months, you are having sex 7 days a week. More than 20 years, I dont think so!! Not without a lot of KY...what about the single people? How much sex are they supposed to have?

It must have been a moving sermon, as the picture depicts the preacher showing the ladies how to grab the nut sack. "Just get yourself a handful, and gently knead."

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