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Sunday, November 16, 2008

Sex 7 days a week

Grapevine minister is preaching to his married parishioners to have sex 7 days a week. Ridiculous? I guess it all depends on how long you have been married. Less than 5 months, you are having sex 7 days a week. More than 20 years, I dont think so!! Not without a lot of KY...what about the single people? How much sex are they supposed to have?

It must have been a moving sermon, as the picture depicts the preacher showing the ladies how to grab the nut sack. "Just get yourself a handful, and gently knead."

9 comments:

sandersonmom said...

What the hell are you supposed to do when your mate reaches his maximum potential for sexual prime???

Sew daze said...

Get Viagra.

blog deleted said...

I just read the comments of our ever-loving Whited, I wonder if Dr. Ralph will continue to comment on a blog that supports censorship of our 1st amendment.

Sew daze said...

I dont know BOOB. It is really hard for me to understand how strap-on, hooker and Baptists having sex 7 days a week could be offensive. Maybe because they dont.....

blog deleted said...

Either they don't or they are acting like Catholics and only do it before Saturday so that they can confess for their original sins...

Sew daze said...

But unless they are doing it in the ass, there are no sins to confess??

sandersonmom said...

We must leave that for God to decide. I'm sure we won't be seeing too many Libertarian Baptists at the gates of Heaven.

Kahuna said...

If there are Democrats, there will be Libertarians and Baptists.

Kahuna said...

....they might like rectal satisfaction.....who knows what the kids like these days.